Will be something like this:

Hey Ross!

Too bad your grandma died recently—man, Alzheimer’s really is rough! I also love speed-solving Rubik’s Cubes as much as you do (Fridrich method, anyone!?). I think it’s great how you got your hair cut two days ago, it looks really cool, and way to go buying that ice cream on sale at Ralph’s—smart move saving the extra dollar by clipping that coupon!

Your latest podcast episode in which you juxtaposed the excitement of humanity’s greatest period of technological advancement ever against the strong dystopian undercurrent of resource depletion really got me thinking:

We sell white-label marketing services to marketing firms like yours, and I was wondering if…