Never before has it felt more like there are two different worlds growing simultaneously.

In one world, tech is moving at such an absurd rate that we need to chronicle its updates in minutes, not days.

In the other? A plumber without a website is booked solid for months and will arrive sometime between 9AM and 9PM (hopefully).

Half of the world feels like it’s being upended in real time, never to return to normal.

And the other half feels like a glass of cool lemonade on a summer porch.